I made a bold prediction in the comments section of Eric’s post about the Brewers making the playoffs. I’m just watching SportsCenter right now and Buster Olney, baseball expert, just made his own bold prediction on their “Bold Predictions” segment. One might think he’s reading this blog and stealing our content, because his bold prediction was that the Brewers will make the playoffs. Too late, Buster! Get your own material! Who calls themselves “Buster”, anyway? Is that a nickname? Is that supposed to intimidate me? Is that a tribute to his favorite shoes he wore as a kid? Is he a former Newsie?
Anyway. Because there will inevitably be more ESPN talking heads who will blantantly steal my opinions without naming me as their source, I’m going to document some more Bold Predictions, if only to awe and inspire ESPN. Also, I will be coining the phrase “BoPre”, which, in case you can’t figure it out, is my shortening of “Bold Prediction”. I hope you all will adopt this term on this blog.
Since the first half of the baseball season literally just ended like an hour ago (with the Mets’ 9th win in a row, I might add…let’s go Mets!), I’m going to make one BoPre for each division in baseball in the second half of the season. Here we go….wheeee:
BoPre AL East: The Orioles will finish over .500 this season. If you don’t think this is bold, you need readjust your antennae and attempt to tune in to this team’s last ten years.
BoPre AL Central: This is Jim Leyland’s final year as Tigers manager. The ‘06 WS runners up are making up some ground as of late, but they dug themselves into too big a whole and won’t get out of it. Leyland takes the hit (or possibly dies of old age).
BoPre AL West: Ichiro will be traded. I have done no research to back this up. I have no idea how viable or possible it would be for Seattle to trade Ichiro, in fiscal terms. This is pure speculation and, basically, a shot in the dark. But you cannot argue it isn’t bold.
BoPre NL East: The Mets reach the World Series. I did not make this BoPre because I am a huge Mets fan. I am merely of the opinion that they have the best collection of baseball players on one team in the National League.
BoPre NL Central: Carlos Zambrano win the NL Cy Young. He does not lead any significant statistical pitching category right now. By season’s end, he will lead many.
BoPre NL West: The Rockies will win the division. This reeks of straight up what-you-talkin-bout-Willis-ness. But the Rockies have pretty much the same team as last year and everyone else in this division is craptacular. Even though they’re 20 games below .500, they’re not that far back. They’re also quite bold.