Back in April, I thought it would be zero. In May, I was surprised, and couldn’t imagine us getting to 20. Alas, here we are in July, and it appears we have hit that magic number – a much higher number than any of us O’s fans could have dared to imagine. That’s right boys – the O’s were still a .500 ball club at 44 wins, and I don’t see us getting back there again.
Oh, how they teased us so, with their great young talent and blue collar style. We reveled in their come-from-behind victories, and were amazed by the fact that the stats just didn’t add up. How could they keep on winning with such poor numbers? Well, the day has finally arrived gentleman. Perhaps a win against Cito (yes, that guy who stiffed the Moose in the 90s – I’m still bitter) and the blue birds will push it to 45, but let’s be realistic – we have the Sox away next, and it is the All-Star break. Game, set, match – see ya in 2009, O’s.
Well, at least Mayland baseball is not as bad as those two sad, overrated teams from Ohio (sorry, Eric!)
Will the real slim shady – ergh – playoff contenders please stand up in the AL? Take a seat Rays – it has been fun, but you aren’t ready yet. Here come the usual suspects, making their move – Red Sox, Angels, Tigers (they are making their move – I can’t wait to see Guillen blow a fuse when the White Sox get knocked out), and yes, the Yankees too.
And I depart with this one request – please, please, somebody get the juice boy a razor! The ’stache must go!
